I’m just going to put this out there.
I want to create my own job of personal concierge, shopper, organizer and decorator.
Someone please tell me how to do this. kthanksbye.
Get a degree in hotel management. Work at the highest class place you can find for five years. Then put an ad in a Beverly Hills private shopping magazine (they exist.) Also… Be aware that “concierge” means you clean up vomit when your boss gets drunk.
If we’re going to end welfare, the rich should be the first to lose it.
I found out today that under my new insurance, I pay zero dollars for birth control, sti testing, papsmears, basically everything I go to Planned Parenthood for. This insurance cost me $14 a month. The girls at PP joined me in a round of “Thanks Obama!”
Yep, the Affordable Care Act is awesome.
And if any of us ever vote Republican the others will personally come to your house and smack you.
in this story, your mother isn’t the villain.
in this story, you find a way to pick the lock, to wake up, to climb out of the tower yourself.
in this story, you’re angry.
in this story, you meet a dragon and
it is afraid of you.
in this story, you don’t need to be saved.
in this story, your mother raised you
to recognize a prison from a home.
in this story, they don’t fall in love with you before they know you.
in this story, they aren’t better than you.
in this story, you have claws.
in this story, happily ever after has bite marks in it.
in this story, you are free and terrifying.
in this story, you get away.
in this story, you bleed.
in this story, you survive.
I just want to know what and how to make a gauge swatch. I’m trying to make this blanket and this is becoming complicated
cast on thirty stitches with the yarn and needles you are going to use for the project. Knit in the blanket pattern for a few inches. Is the knitting too tight? get bigger needles. Too loose? Smaller needles. If your blanket pattern calls for a number of stitches per inch, measure your swatch stitches to match that as much as possible. On a blanket, guage is not as important as in a garment. A looser guage means a slightly larger blanket. Good luck and post pictures!
Knitting is like any other art in that a lot of the time you go and start something and then five minutes later you realize that you are the worst at everything ever and why do you even bother to pick up the art materials because you were obviously just going to make a huge mess.
Seriously, this is not unique to drawing at all.
And then you get lost in it and at some point you pick it up and it is beautiful and then one day you wake up and you have been art-making for 32 years and your children tell strangers that my mom made my Tardis Socks because she is an artist.